The People Of The Lie by M. Scott Peck. I will not spoil it for you by telling you anything about it except for the first sentence: This is a dangerous book.

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I get it from the implant the aliens left in my head.

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Batman, because I am a man.

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When I was 4 years old, I talked a 3-year-old girl into going under the back porch at my house so we could kiss. It was NOT a peck on the cheek. But, a few seconds into it, I heard a tapping on a window and looked up to see my mother standing on the other side of the window, in our basement, looking VERY angry. When she told my father about it, he asked why I did it. I told him I had seen men and women kiss on TV and it looked like a lot of fun. He smiled and told me to wait a few years. Please.

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New Orleans Saints. They had to fight to get the franchise, the were a joke for most of their 45 years of existence, but they never gave up and, after 42 years, they won not only their Conference but also the Super Bowl. I've rooted for them every step of the way.

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If?...IF?!?! BWA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!! Soon, if anyone wants to launch satellites or astronauts into space, they will have to pay me to take down my Global Force Field!!!

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I would choose the day my wife and I got married. She looked so beautiful and happy and still does 15 years later.

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Bejeweled Blitz. I'm playing against my ex-wife and a former girlfriend.

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Who the heck is working later and later? I get paid to work 7.5 hours a day and that's all I put in.

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When you rescue a dog who has been abandoned or abused, you get a loving companion for life. The saddest part is that your new friend will not live as long as you. But their love for you will live forever.

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